Mar 16, 2020
Vodka just not cutting it anymore? This new version will fuck you up just the same, plus maybe add some eyes! Eight-year-olds are getting into edibles, and hippos run amok in Colombia! And if you can't find someone to dance, just ask a child in Utah. Apparently, they have to!
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Mar 10, 2020
It seems it's never too late to chase your dreams of athletic stardom! There's a conspiracy at the FCC to miscount people, and someone has made an obscene amount of money on Hot Pockets! And sadly it seems one our most rock-steady, reliable bastions of the Internet can no longer be trusted...
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