Jan 31, 2020
We find the hero we need in these dark times! Keith pledges himself to the new "milk or water diet," and we find a court judge who's obviously never played Halo. And while this Scotsman may be a shit bank robber, at least we can say he'd also be crap in the KKK, and isn't that a win?
The Invisibles are playing Friday,...
Jan 25, 2020
We realize that we really need to figure out the definition of "24 hours." Keith requests trial by combat, and we discover that I'm just as advanced as a Tesla. And it turns out that vultures are doing more about the border crisis than you are...
Red Medicine is playing Thursday, January 30th at Jammin’ Java in
Jan 16, 2020
All aboard a rather unusual train to go rescue innocent people from...clothing bins? Ottawa gives a new meaning to the phrase "stacking bodies," and the Y2K bug was just biding its time all along! And did you know that you're already saving the planet using the Hollywood method?
Beta Max will be unveiling a limited...
Jan 10, 2020
We discover a healthy new way to grow our breasts! Tumbleweeds are making a sequel to the movie "Rubber," and Keith gets really excited about how it's now legal for him to snowball someone! And we start our countdown to the hot new Cabbage Patch Kids album dropping on Death Row...
Justin Trawick and the common good...
Jan 4, 2020
If you thought you were safe from 30-50 feral hogs, have we got news for you! Roombas are the new home intruders, and apparently the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have gone rogue! And we discover a way to make money even more valuable! I wonder if it has to be worthless first...
Emma G allows us the world premier of her...